I don’t mean to insult, but are you an idiot?
Do you know who I am? Where I’m from? What I’ve been trained my entire life to do? I assume not, otherwise you would’ve brought a little more creativity to what I’ve deemed to be THE most pathetic death trap ever conceived by an “evil genius.” PLEASE don’t blink, I want you to watch how easy this is.
I’m Mister Miracle, you moron. Escape is always an option.
Mister Miracle (if I wrote Mister Miracle)